practically unsinkable ([info]sluttering) wrote,
@ 2008-09-13 16:16:00
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o glorious nippon!
my parents and i went out to lunch for my mother's birthday today.

in the waiting area of the restaurant, a slack-jawed girl in the vile clutches of pubescence who is staring at us with unabashed enthusiasm finally turns to my mother and smiles at us.

"konnichiwa!"

her parents bestow us with benign grins as if their daughter has broken down the racial glass ceiling with one knowledgeable greeting. a veritable u.s. diplomat in a pink tinkerbell t-shirt. how kind and worldly of her to greet the little japanese family in their native tongue!

at the same time i respond incredulously, "are you kidding me?" my parents are beaming back at her family politely and nodding like subservient cretins. i'm surprised they didn't offer to make her some eggrolls or do her taxes. way to take a step back for your race, mom and dad.



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[info]cyber_athlete
2008-09-13 11:15 pm UTC (link)
hahahah oh lord, times like these make me so embarrassed to be white. write a book already, woman! impeccable writing.

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[info]shecreep
2008-09-14 05:50 am UTC (link)
Your supreme wit gets me everytime, i actually read this out to my mum.

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[info]soyyam
2008-09-14 06:26 pm UTC (link)
My mom would probably smile at her, then tell me that Americans are idiots.

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[info]docterorange
2008-09-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
You forgot to mention...well i had a train of thought going there until i fucking alt-tabbed out.

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[info]badcupcake
2008-09-15 06:20 am UTC (link)
you and your writing are all sorts of wonderful.

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[info]cquin
2008-09-17 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Jesus. Are you sure she possessed sufficient mental faculties? I can't imagine any logical, fully-functioning person saying something so obtuse... I'm embarrassed for her.

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[info]1ragincajun
2008-09-18 08:20 am UTC (link)
you could have burned her on a funeral pyre like Dany did to Mirri Maz Duur

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2008-09-23 12:55 am UTC (link)

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2008-09-30 01:45 am UTC (link)

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